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How to flirt… (try clicking twice if it does not work at first)

Posted by: inclassnumbernine on: April 13, 2009

FLIRT= if you flirt with someone, you act as if you are sexually attracted to them in a not very serious way.

These videos  shows a psychological questionnaire supposedly made by an automatic machine to help you see if you’re good at flirting with men/women.  They’ll ask you questions and you can choose the answer you think is best (write them down on a piece of paper) and then the machine will tell you which were the best answers, so that you can know if you’re a good flirter.
If you’re a man, compare the answers with how you would like to be approached by a woman.

If you´re a woman, compare the answers with how you would like to be approached by a man.
Below the  first video you have listening questions or you can read the transcript.

 

 

Oh dear. Not the best score, but don’t worry, it’s only a quiz. 

Here are the answers:

 

“Leave nothing to the imagination” means_
The answer is: show too much skin.
“Size up your man” means_
The answer is: decide how attractive he is.
“Mirroring his posture” means_
 The answer is: copy his actions.
“interact verbally” means_
 The answer is: speak with him.
“break his personal space barrier” means_
The answer is: get close to him.
An “Ice Queen” is a woman who_
The answer is: is unfriendly and disinterested.
A “desperado” is a woman who_
The answer is: is strong and bossy.
A “minx” is a woman who_
 The answer is: is sexy and attractive.

How was it? Here you´ve the transcript in case you´ve doubts.

Step 1:
Appearance
You want to make a good first impression on your man. Should you leave:
A. A little to the imagination
B. A lot to the imagination
C. Nothing to the imaginationStep 2:
Eye contact
You are sizing up your man. Should you look:
A. Quickly at him, look away, then look back
B. In the opposite direction
C. Intently at him without blinking for at least 5 minutes

Step 3:
Body Language
You would like to use your body to express your interest in your man. Should you look:
A. Interested and approachable by mirroring his posture
B. Unattainable by crossing your arms
C. Easy by doing a few thrusts

Step 4:
Conversation
You are about to interact verbally with your man. Should you say:
A. A little, but listen attentively and ask questions at appropriate moments.
B. Not much and ignore his attempts to talk to you
C. A lot and ignore his attempts to run away

Step 5:
Touch
You are now getting closer to your man. Should you touch:
A. His arm briefly and gently to break the personal space barrier
B. His wallet
C. Him all over and grab his groin.

Your Results:
Mostly Bs – The Ice Queen. Turn up the heat and give the guy a chance, lady! If you don’t thaw out soon you’re going to be left out in the cold….
Mostly Cs – The Desperado. Wow you know what you want and nothing’s going to stop you – not even his lack of interest. Remember it doesn’t count if the consent isn’t mutual…
Mostly As – The Minx. Congratulations! You know all the right moves… You’re subtly sexy and approachable without being over keen. Go girl!
Good luck flirting with your man.

2 Responses to "How to flirt… (try clicking twice if it does not work at first)"

Are you sure that if I follow those steps any woman in the world would be interested on me?
I’ll try them next time I go out and we’ll see…

Standardize flirting!! What´s next?

Good luck! Remember the importance of conversation! (the man on the clip was quite good at that, taboo topics being recognized).

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